Anniversary

Well, 34 years married today, we were supposed to be going to Northumberland for the weekend, but it fell through, we had to re-schedule. So we took a trawl through B&B's in Scotland, well we are full, no vacancies, even hotels are at tipping point, day wasted looking. Well, there was a room in the swanky hotel in Loch Lomond, £435 a night, what do you get in Loch Lomond for this amount?