Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh! Get out of the way!

I'm sick of this! Every time I fly into Ayr, they never clear the dratted runway! It's a disgrace! There are birds everywhere and I can't land safely.

I'm going to complain to the management when I get down. Someone deserves a webbed foot up the a**e! It's just not good enough. You just cannot get the staff these days. I phoned ahead from Saltcoats on Wednesday to announce my arrival plans and I could not understand a word this daft bird said; it was something about having a sore bum or tongue! Since when have they started employing telephone operators with screech impediments at Gull Ayr-Ways?

I am not sure why I have bothered coming here. Granary bread again by the look of it. I always get wind after that stuff. I'll be like that for a day or two with nothing but a few parps and then it all comes out in a big rush and I can't get to the first nice shiny car in sight. It's most unsatisfactory when you cannot take careful aim before dropping your load. Oh well...
Time to land.. My landing gear is down....

Go large!

Track? A bit of Thin Lizzy tonight - Emerald