Chop down one tree - plant two in it's place

One of his students asked Buddha, "Are you the messiah?"
"No", answered Buddha.
"Then are you a healer?"
"No", Buddha replied.
"Then are you a teacher?" the student persisted.
"No, I am not a teacher."
"Then what are you?" asked the student, exasperated.
"I am awake", Buddha replied.

Cut down the dead Japanese Maple in my parents front garden, planted 2 new ones. All with the help of C and my Mum - whilst watched over by Buddha.

Then drove back to Bristol.

Took 5 and a half hours driving up yesterday (and that was from Brockworth, not Bristol); due to a colossal delay on the M1.
Grabbed a chinese and a beer whilst watching the 2nd half of the England game then straight to bed.
5 hours back today, including a stop for lunch.
I am cream crackered!