Opening ceremony dress rehearsal

Inskip have been invited to attend the 2010 Winter Olympics.
The villagers are very excited and have been practising hard -slipping, sliding, sledging and skating on thin ice.

The W.I. are currently knitting the uniforms, i.e. Bob Hats, Scarves, Wooly 'Pullys' Thermal Underpantenhosen and Gloves on string.

"We do not expect to challenge the Ruskies, Huskies, Eskimos or Scotlandceistershire for medals, but are confident we can give the Saudis a skid for their money" said team manager and hairdresser Mrs Trolley