I want to hit a seagull

I particularly dislike Derrick the seagull and his want to get in my house! He deserves everything he gets especially the chicken balls and tomatoes!

Derrick had a great dinner tonight - chicken balls, veg spring rolls, cucumber, carrot, onion, bald man, prawn cracker, duck and paper! The bald man disliked his veg spring roll prob because he was not a plant eating dinosaur, not because it landed on his head from the 5th floor!