Stoned puppy

Rosey has been sliced and zipped back up today... No chance of puppies in my house.
She is somewhat stoned and not quite sure why she is wearing a very wonderful post op vest, hope she keeps it on overnight!

The rules are:
Four feet on the floor.
No running.
No jumping.
No diving after flies.
No launching off the sofa.

How the hell are we to keep to them?
She's a terrier!!!