Faster than me

RIGHT!! No more 8 day breaks between runs with too much wine and cocktails. One run every two or three days with no excuses. No more stopping during a run to take photos of the kite surfers. Blimey it was windy down there.

Now I have that sorted, what the fuck am I going to wear on The Day? I dreamt about it last night, I was all ready to start but then realised there was ten minutes to go so decided I should pop home to get changed. I assured my mum there was plenty of time to spare and I needed a different top.

In other news, the pension advisors were in work today. I have played fast and loose with my pitiful pot and have invested the lot in some risky, crazy schemes that will make me a millionaire. Am very excited.