Allium take 2

This is my third attempt to post this. I am starting to lose patience. Both times I had funny blips. I am not in the mood now.
But I will......
So here I sit under a down comforter with a frozen nose. Air conditioner going full tilt.
Welcome to summer.
Aside from the garden cart assembly, the day was relatively uneventful. This evening we found all of the screw, nuts, washer, and cotter pins we lost yesterday. ( who was Cotter and what did he do to get this irritating little thing named after him?)
Don went to the hardware store (Maine hardware ) and bought like 3 washers, 2 screws and two cotter pins. If that was me I would have bought like 20 of each and added them to the miscellaneous jars I have in my shed of awesomeness.
I have always considered hardware stores as men's territory. Someone in this hardware store called me "little lady" once. I went over and bought lug nuts. I didn't need them, I just felt the need to buy something that sounded tough and leave the store with bigger ones (like that was ever a question to begin with. ) There is a popcorn machine in this store. This may be a big draw. You can also buy clothing here at Maine Hardware. Ok not for a prom (but I know someone in Florida who's son was married in camouflage with orange ties. I can't make this up)
There is clothing by a company called Carhart. At the market last week there was an enormous a man wearing a big Carhart tshirt and a kilt made of khaki material. I offered Ingrid all of the tip money if she went over and asked what he had on under it. (A years salary if he showed her.)
So I call upon my Scottish blip friends. What do they wear under them? Is this something I need to come over and find out for myself?
Wait ! Dwalletta, and Ruby Jones you must come be part of this quest. It may need to be documented for posterity. Or posteriors....