Heffa

"NOT a cow" said Mr Farmer.

Such a pedant. I can't think why I like him so much...

I got stupidly wet today. Wetter than I've ever been on the bike. And cold. And then I stood in a field and got wetter. And colder. Oh and filthy.

Then I cycled 7 miles home again - I couldn't get any wetter. Or colder. Or filthier.