The Three Degrees

"You look troubled, sister Faith, what ails ye?"

"Well it's the book club tonight, and I prayed to be given a book, but I received not one."

"All we need is the Good Book, sister Faith, we need no other. Where is your Good Book, sister Charity?"

"I gave it away to a vagrant, I'm always giving things away, I don't seem to be able to help it."

"Sister Charity, do not look so troubled, your generosity is a gift, not a curse."

"But I think I've left the gas on."