Croatian Character

....Or A Split Personality*

We met Mario today, in our holiday "local". He is, in his own words, the following;'

A god,
From Uranus,
From the exact middle of the Earth's surface (Split)
From an island near by,
A professor of art,
An expert in mushrooms,
A scholar of religions,
An author,
A future anti christ,
A future Nobel prize winner
A headmaster of the local school

He is also highly entertaining and easily distracted by any nice female rears walking past. And just one of the many truly great characters we've met here.




*The city we are in is called Split