Where am I?

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Right now? I don't know! Up in the air somewhere. (That's pretty apt for someone from Christchurch! I've been up in the air for years)

I know where I'm going though. Do you?

There'll HAVE to be a prize for the winner :) That's if anyone guesses! (That excludes you lot that already know) I'll get inventive if you're not in NZ.

Clue 1: definitely off the beaten track and hard to pronounce.

Clue 2: north of NZ

Go on. Have a go!