Lifestyles of the rich and clueless.

So, to the Mound. and the Edinburgh leg of the Gumball Rally 3000. This motoring event has been around for years: first as a subervise race across the USA, and now a tame parade for the nouveau riche and their supercars.

David 'The Hoff' 'The Giant Ego' Hasslehoff failed to show up, so the press snappers were left to chase Jonathan Ross in his Gallardo and some cool, black dude that I was too old un-hip to recognise.

Can you tell that I was on dad-duty today?

p.s. note to petrol-heads: this is a Lambo Avantador, but you probably knew that already...