Scottish sunbathing survival kit

L-R: Very old copy of the Citizen for batting away bees and wasps, wireless bluetooth speakers, mp3 player loaded with summer playlists, glass of white wine topped with coaster for keeping flies out. Not pictured: Factor 30 sunscreen (because I care about my health and don't give a damn about tanning), folding chair usually stored in kitchen, new bikini purchased at a 20% off sale, mobile phone (handy for weighing down the coaster during an unexpected breeze), me. :-)