The Chat

Did you hear the one about the Bride and the Vicar ? Well here is the conversation they had. I went to the wedding today and the vicar was a nice lady who did a wonderful job.

A Vicar stood before the congregation and said "I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news." The congregation got quiet.

"The bad news is, "the church needs a new roof!" the Vicar said. The congregation groaned.

"The good news is," we have enough money for the new roof." A sigh of relief was heard rippling through the gathered group.

"The bad news is, "it's still in your pockets."