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Spotted on our way home from the doctors today. He (or she) wasn't driving... But the little one and I had fun trying to figure out what s/he might be saying to us.

I (in my head, not out loud to a four year old) could only hear a rather grumpy "feck off!"

The little one just kept laughing and asking him why he was staring at her.

At which point I amended the "feck off" to a gravelly "ello gorgeous" (directed at the very beautiful little one) in a proper pukka cockerneeeeeeeey accent. Cos bulldogs are all Londoners ... In my head.