Oranje!

Did I mention I was half Dutch? I must have mentioned it? Surely?

Its an especially big half, the Dutch half, around this time.

We have the in-laws over. They're not Dutch. We were having a late dinner. I was being very polite. I hadn't checked my phone since half-time. 1-1... nothing to worry about..

Then middleman texted and, well, I was excused.

This? Oh this was something that I saw earlier... before the epoch-defining footballing event. It's all a bit hazy.