Le Sommelier

We are having dinner at Graham and Bec's tonight. Helen has joined us.

Graham: Would you like some wine Helen?
Helen (who appreciates a nice wine): Ahh, no thanks...... Is that all you've got?
Graham: This is a premium wine, Helen!
Helen: Premium goon??
Graham: Helen, it came out of a 2 litre cask. They cost more than a 4 litre.

Me: I wish I could blip this conversation.

So here it is.