Surely not?!

OK, I can already guess that I'm going to have to explain why dead pigs are starting to feature so prominently (actually, you lot don't know how often I've slapped myself on the wrist and thereby avoided uploading more "Pork, was pig"-category shots!). Some people reside in Scotland and seem to reside in places where there are more sheep than folk. I too used to reside in such an environment, but was of an age when the idea of entrusting me with a camera wasn't anywhere near realistic. I envy those of you with beautiful landscapes hovering in your midst, but am making the most of the fact that in our local market (well, the biggest one in town, to be more accurate) not only sells fruit, veg' and all things of that ilk, but appears to only employ butchers with well-developed, if a tad morbid senses of humour. This is my "Scottish landscape"! Ah well, enough of the apologies for the pig-overdose, this pig, I was informed is "Oskár", but I didn't think to ask why...it just seemed right. Off to Oskár's right, there were 3 dead piglets in a pyramid with a sign hanging from their necks which read; "I love you", written in English. I didn't even consider asking about the origins of that one, but I was informed that the trio were nameless. Back to Oskár, I'm tempted to snaffle the sunglasses from his head, although given that he seems to be using them as substitute earrings as well as "sunnies", it might not be the easiest heist.