If there were jail sentences...

...for killing house plants, I would be serving a life term.

I had bought a fern for our new shower room back when it was completed a couple of years ago, but it died after I forgot to water it, then watered it, trying, in vain, to revive it!

So I popped into the garden centre (Dave) here we go again, I promise to water you, to cherish you, to have and to hold, from this day forward...

Wish him (her?) luck...