What About This Council?

Her opening line to me as I left the bike shop (bike repaired - hooray).

She then regaled me with her council gripes since 1992.
"What's you name?" I asked.
"Yours first."
"I'm Jane."
"Yeah, what's your surname?"
"I don't tell that to people."
"Ha. Well you're not having mine neither."

And she was gone.

I only went out to fix my bike.