Top things a parent doesn't want to hear

1. Bella has just stabbed Evie in the face with a pair of scissors.....

Thankfully not as brutal as it sounded. Arrived at my Dads & received a call from Mike requesting steri-strips as Evie had been stabbed in the face by Bella. Fast forward 20 minutes and facts established are these:

Evie was cutting up some paper.
Bella fell into her and knocked the scissors.
Scissors thrust in upward motion towards Evie's face.

......Call off the police......

Moral of the story: choose your words carefully :-)