Fuelled up

Tomorrow I am doing a 50 mile overnight charity cycle around the streets of Edinburgh for the Lymphoma Association.

Today I made sure I maintained my honed athleticism by having afternoon tea with clotted cream so thick that you could plaster a room with it.

This morning was the kind that you couldn't make up, such were the frightening variety of incidents that occurred. Sometimes it's maybe better not to know what's going to happen when you get up in the morning.