A Portrait of the Artist....

...as a ghost?

As I was out wandering this morning, in the forests of Stravromula Beta, I realised something very odd about myself.

It would appear that because Stavromula Beta is so much closer to its sun that Earth is to our sun, the photons on the planet are of much higher energy. This essentially means that humanoids become relatively invisible.

Plants - being green - aren't affected by this. Anyway.

As I was out wandering in the forests, I came across a large mirror. It would seem that the Stavromulan Squirrels are much vainer than those on earth, and like to ensure that their fur is nicely brushed, and some of them like to use lots of fur-spray to create wild and wonderful fur-styles. So they have to have mirrors. I'm not sure why this one was so large, but it must serve some other purpose. Perhaps the wooly-mammoths are equally vain.

So I positioned myself in front, and took a self portrait. You can just about see my legs at the bottom of the shot, and my left elbow and lower arm are visible, but that's about it.

Woo. WOOOoooo. Woo. (rattles chains)