Lies

This is an actual piece of mail we got today. It makes me laugh. It's not the first time I've received it and I'm not sure why I got it since I've signed up for all those "stop-the-junk-mail-and-save-the-trees" lists that I know of. But it really does make me laugh. Like just because you SAY it's not junk mail doesn't make it true.
And the fact that they lie makes me want to do business with them so bad.

On another note: my parents are on vacay out of state visiting my brother. Dad called today to let me know he got a job down there. WTF?