The Perils Of Private Bombur: Episode 1

Panel 1:

Sergeant Cragg (left): 'A few sessions with this manual railroad speeder will help shed some of your excess kilos Private Bombur. You did well in your mission to find a stretch of disused track for us'.

Private Bombur (right): 'Gasp, wheeze, I'm in Hell. What do you mean disused track, I'm sure you said heavily used track when you briefed me'.

Panel 2:

A little while later...

Sergeant Cragg: 'Faster Private, sweet Emperor we need to go fas...'

Private Bombur: 'AARRRGGGHHHH Bombur wants off'.