In Largs ,where....

.......I came across this cigar store indian chip shop Viking!
With red hair??
Enjoying his fish supper!
But was somewhat bemused by the health and safety warning posted in the window!
What kind of numptie would be so foolish as to clamber all over a Viking ??
Even if he looks in a less than berserk frame of mind.??
But then ,hes probably an out of work actor earning a bob or two for the summer ;the red hair is a give away!!
Everybody knows real Vikings have blond hair and are always berserk!!
:-D