Squirrel Thoughts

"That’s a cat down there isn’t it?! It’s a big cat, it’s got big eyes and it’s staring at me. I think I know that cat – it's Lizzie isn’t it?! She’s going to jump on me, right? She’s pretty fat. I bet she can't jump as high as I can. I’m fast. Do you suppose she’s faster? I don’t think so. Make her stop staring at me. She’s creeping me out. Where are the nuts? Just get me a nut and find something else for her to do. Please."