armpit ankle buttocks

Okay so strictly speaking the title doesn't fit the photo... but as I sit here trying to think about the most significant things about my day I can't ignore the pain in my armpit - from getting stuck in the hedge, my ankle - from standing in a load of stinging nettles, and my buttocks - from new moves in my new yoga DVD.

And the hover fly?
Well it hung around in front of my face for ages as if to say 'Yeah? Well? What are you gonna do about it then?'
So I got my camera and tried to take a picture of it.
That wasn't easy.


Apparently one shouldn't begin a paragraph or a sentence with the words so, or but.

So I do it all the time.

But you shouldn't.

But I do it anyway.

So ner.


Have you ever seen a woman caught in a hedge by her armpit?
It's all grazed and everything.

I also managed to accidentally jetwash my face with the garden hose this evening.