Band Sixtyeight

Apologies for lateness. Went out after work with a mate for a couple beers and a quick feed. Ate at a place with an item on the menu called Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Spicy Chicken Wings. Ordered that, the waiter asked, "are you sure?". I thought, why would you have something on the menu that the staff tried to deter you from, so went ahead. Apparently I did a good job of finishing it off - the manager came over to check and said he's used to finding a heap of the marinade scraped off and a lot of meat left on the bones but my plate was clear and the bones sucked clean. I was just unable to talk. Also, note to self: Wash hands before urination in future - can still feel the burn 2 hours later.