Max....

.....has arrived to stay with me for 10 days.
Hes under the impression that its going to be 10 days of lazing out in the sun ,chewing on a Bonio every now and then !
Got news for him .....that Bonio will have to be earnt .
The middle age spread he has acquired will have to go ! (with his owners whole hearted consent)!
So Max.....Long forest walks are on the cards ....that go up hill and down dale!
Saving grace is that there will doubtless be a black ,peaty ,bog hole,into which he can dive headlong and come out looking like The Hound of the Baskervilles!
And transfer the glour and whiff to the back of my car!!

And I will have to walk every inch of the way too!!!
Sigh!!