sowing the seeds...

A Portobello sea-farmer plants the seeds for today's crop. In the evening he will harvest a selection of goods including cans, food packaging, forgotten Burberry sunhats, sanitary products and canine gastrointestinal effluvia from the beach surface; during the day the hordes of chavs visiting the beach will fertilise the seeds with broken beer bottles, chip wrappings and the overuse of profane language.