Roman Rocker

The quest for world domination continues - seriously, this is all a military strategy! The wee Romans have worked out that size can be a disadvantage (sharp, aren't they), but that at the same time, there have to be vulnerable points in any city, which might be an opportunity for a pair of tiny soldiers set on mass destruction. They have come up with a plan for surveillance - based on some quite logical (to them) foundations:

1. You have to find a way of keeping watch over long periods of time without appearing suspicious.
2. Uniform is the pride of a soldier, so entirely undercover doesn't really work
3. Weapons cost money.

Consequentially, there is really only one option, and one possible location. Busking in Edinburgh in summer.

A great excuse to stand in the same place for an extended period, and a place where being dressed as a Roman soldier will not look at all suspicious.

So, this soldier is learning guitar, and his friend is studying saxophone (as he improves he may also appear, just for the purposes of warning the public to stay away if you see them). I don't like this harbouring of violent criminals in my flat, please no-one tell the polis on me, but I dread to think what they could get up to if I chucked them out!