Not guilty!

It definitely wasn't me that left biscuit pieces scattered all over the floor.

What? You say they are dog biscuits.

No - never! You're kidding me. Not...... dog biscuits.

Oh, OK then. It was me. Guilty as charged.

But I didn't mean to be messy. Maybe I'll eat them all up a bit later on.

What! You want them cleared up now. Nooooo. I need to go and play with Ernie. There! Didn't you just hear him bark.

I think I'd better get out of here while the going is good. Cheerio for now.