Big Fat B*****d

OK, some clever dick (me) pointed out that it would be impossible for me to pass through the toilet seat in yesterday's blip on the Loo Network. So, this morning I went back to the drawing board and can reveal the Loo Network Mk II which now comes in a variety of sizes from child friendly right up to .... well, Big Fat Bastard!

Talking of BFB, I read somewhere the other day about shops doing sizes up to 5 time XL, so XXXXL. Tim is a big lad, XXL I believe so I can't begin to comprehend what XXXXXL looks like. Mick works at the hospital and they have actually had to install bigger toilets as some patients are so overweight that they can't comfortably use a standard toilet and believe it or not, sometimes miss even when shitting down. Agghhhh .....get that image out of my head.

Today's news:

~ Luke has set a date for his wedding. August 19th 2015. Right in the middle of the summer. In China. In the south, where temperatures and humidity are off the scale. Good one Luke, but at least it is no longer competing with Rachel's Xmas wedding
~ Had a whatsapp message from Matthew at 10:30 last night. He says, and I quote 'I've found out what my job will be in the winter. Anyone interested in knowing?'. There was a flurry of interest from all family members. Of course, we have heard nothing since. Some things never change, amongst them, his appalling communication skills

Another toilet seat inspired picture planned for tomorrow. It may involve guacamole, it may involve fans. I've yet to decide.