Emoji

Today I discovered the emoji keyboard on my iPhone. By discover, I mean I asked my brother and he told me where it is.

Now I have access to all manner of symbols which will allow me to text like someone a whole one third of my age.

Alas, I can't share emojiness with you as this blip thing won't let me.

Pah.

This was taken in a nice new Italian restaurant wot has just opened near our house. She got giddy. I'm sure there's an emoji symbol for this... Somewhere ...