If I were a rich man,

Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb


If I were a rich man,
I wouldn't be counting out the contents of the change jug and bagging it up.

Now I know that a quart of 1p, 2p, 5p and 10p coins equals around 45 quid.
Worthwhile afternoon then!