Well blow me down - but not that far down.

I was writing a letter tonight and happened to look at the pen I was using. Now I live in Orkney and this pen has DRAYTON-MILLER FUNERAL HOME written on it. So? I hear you say but this funeral home is in MISSOURI, USA.
I have absolutely no idea how this pen came to be on my desk, not a clue! It just was there. How weird is that?
I have no connections with America and have never had to use the services of a funeral home in this country, never mind America.
What a strange and wonderful story it could tell - if it could only talk, or write!