Wobbly day

Mr nut had a tooth that wobbled. He didn't like it. I said it was his first tooth, it's over five years old, it needs replacing. He thought he'd like to be four again, and the house should be barricaded against thieving fairies. I told him I'd made a lovely fairy house that would go to waste and to go tell his friends in the playground.

His friends were impressed. He has the first wobbly tooth. They would like to have a wobbly tooth.
'I wish my tooth would fall out' sighed Keenan 'is buy a comic. I can't wait'

Mr nut felt a bit better after that.