This is a really bad photo
A really bad photo of a mole
A really bad photo of a mole I found scrabbling up my passage (no jokes please) at 7am

I caught it in a Jiffy bag.
Smudge wasn't impressed.

I didn't think I'd be terrified of a mole.
But I was
I wobbled

I released it in the direction of Mr Perfect garden's garden
And gave it a shovel