Go ask Alice

"Oh dear, oh dear. "
Such a plaintive cry.
" I am in such a rush, such a hurry "
The girl paced back and fore I front of the doors, unsure which one to take. Unsure what to do.
"What a todo I'm sure."
She continued anxiously.

" Goodness me, just go ask, Alice.
I am sure that they will allow you to use the facilities despite the sign on the door. After all you are only 9 years old. " said the girls mother.