Yes, That's My Mom

"I got a new hat today, mom."

"How does it look on me?"

"To be honest, better on me than it does on you."

"You're supposed to say nice things to your mother."

"Sorry.  Can I take your picture?"

"Why?"

"I don't have nearly as many photos of you as I'd like."
"Besides, I need a blip for today."

"Put that camera down!"

Quick reach for the hat.
Snap!  

"You're not going to use that, are you?

"Yep."