Stand Still

Do not move and do not say anything to anybody!

Those were my instructions. Apparently it's not the done thing to make comments to other shoppers about their choice of underwear. That's the last time I think about being helpful!

Fortunately my instructions did not include, do not take photographs!

For future reference you do get some funny looks as a man taking photographs of the underwear department of a well known High Street store but if you follow instructions and say nothing and stare into the distance with a silly grin on your face they tend to give you a wide berth!