There is only one blue eyes Susie at this house.

I am on vacation. So far, I have done two loads of laundry, dishes and made dinner.
I can't believe that it is the middle of July. I have waiting a year for this week.
Ingrid's broken ankle is still broken. My magic wand seems to have lost it's mojo.
We were going to get pedicures on Sunday
I wonder if hers will be half price. I just want to see her walk in her moon boot and those foam pedicure thongy things. There's a blip for you.
I have offered to wheel her in a wheelchair at the airport on Wednesday. She said no thanks and far too quickly I may add. She is reading this on Facebook right now (well unless you are reading this tomorrow then she has already read it. She reads fast) I know she is saying :"two words----depth perception"
You know I do this all day long. In 30 years of working in a hospital I can honestly say I haven't hurt anyone......ok
I lied
I have hurt a guy once. You want me to tell you about it? Ok ok
It was about 25 years ago.
He had a broken foot and a really cute son. . I wanted him to walk in front of me well I was laughing and flirting (I do that sometimes when necessary) when I took a corner....too sharp and it happened.
It didn't hit hard. Well not as hard as he thought it did. He man cried all the way to his room. He yelled at the nurses "quick take me. This one is mean " it wasn't the broken one anyway.
So in the years following I have not had a wheelchair incident with a patient. I have suffered by jamming my hand in the side of one, and tripping over one. I have Lost control going down the ramp and almost taking out a doctor. Of course my favorite was putting the elderly lady in one and having the leg thing fall off. Yet they let me continue.
Anyway......I am not going to think about it for 12, count them 12 days.
Time to sleep..... Goodnight and as always g'day to those down under!