I Use Birth Control Because

I USE BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
My human sometimes knocks things onto the floor without noticing, and I nab them, as happened with this little card box yesterday. Thankfully it was empty, and my puppy hormones didn't get more confused than they already are.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/we-asked-women-why-they-take-birth-control-and-these-are