Gull able

... or "and when did you last see your feather?" Sorry, west coast patois mixed up with bad puns and art, a definite sign of desperation.

This Herring gull was taking a paddle in the Aqua Boats Bump 'n' Splash pond at the fairground in Burntisland. It was either him or the chip shop at that time of night and as chip shops have already been comprehensively and beautifully covered here, I saw no point in battering my head against a chip shop wall so to speak.

Song.