Nails, nails, nails

So Jeff just said, "environmental terrorism supplied by DuPont! You need all this to do the work of one manicurist?" Well, what can I say? I was once a manicurist and I love having beautiful nails. It's a total pain in the ass to them myself, tho. I'd much rather sit in the salon relaxing whilst a seasoned gal does them for me. So why do u do them myself? you may ask. We'll...1st of all, I'm cheap. 2nd, I always want to come home after a manicure and re-do them any way (the reason I became a manicurist in the 1st place). There you have it...I'm cheap, vain and a perfectionist. Geez.