Naughty or Nice?

That is, according to mum, really and seriously the question. We had a nice enough jumping picture that we could have posted today, but in the end I have no say, so this is it. Double harness/collar and a line speak volumes against Nice.

Mum is wondering where the sweet, obedient and well-behaved little puppy that completed puppy training top of the class has Gone. And where this biting, constantly barking, Houdini-ish border-testing individual who doesn't even listen to Sit came from. That's what she's asking.

I reply by jumping up on her knee and curling up in her arms. This is what this is about. Love me?