Home Brew tasting in the sunshine

So the contenders are, from the left - A charming late 2012 Sloe Vodka, A cheeky 2014 Schlider (made by adding the sloes from the vodka to still cider), a smooth 2013 Bourbon Apple Pie whisky ( no bourbon was used, just an ordinary blended scotch) and finally a 2013 Sloe Gin, that proved to be too harsh, more sugar needed.
And the winner was ......Alka Seltzer plus strong coffee