‘Have You Got Your Keys?’

If you’re going to lock yourself out
this isn’t a bad night to do it.
That is as long as you’ve got your phone
in your pocket to phone a pal
who has a spare key and doesn’t live
more than an hour and a half away
and some money so that you can
pop along to the within walking distance
supermarket and buy some wine
and plastic glasses and then sit
in the park and drink it while you wait.
So, from the initial ‘Shit!
This can’t be happening?
I do not do things like this’
it can turn into quite a mellow evening.


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